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It's Here...John Edwards: The Lost Interview. You Thought He Was Fucked Before?!

The New Xanax Boy...Doggie Style!!!

Coming Soon!!!

Sara Palin: The MILF Tapes!!!

How She Financed Her Tax Rebates!?

Bring The Boys and Girls Home!!! NOW!!!

Project Vote 2008!!!

Vote Motherfucker!!!

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And to all the Liberals, Conservatives, and Corporate Weinies who I've managed to piss off: KISS MY ASS!

Warmest Appreciation!

I want to take this opportunity to thank all the folks out there who read the pages and get the joke! I recently received an email from Janelle Smythe-Biffington, of the Kappa Party House, Vassar College. Thanks "J", but no thanks--with love. Why? Because what you suggested in your email would require more Viagra than my local CostCo stocks--and it's not like that's a problem, if you know what I'm sayin'. I sent an email to Janelle and she's cool with me sharing her "warmest appreciation". And no "J" I won't meet you, and your friends, at the Cancun Motel 6 during Summer Break!

To Listen To Janelle's Warmest Appreciation! CLICK THIS!

Xanax Boy Productions Presents...

Rufus Does Betty Ford HARD!

Starring

Kimberly Trew

Mr. Stan Satan

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Xanax Boy's Desideratum "Taking my meds to make the world a safer place."

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